http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=rio-olympics-officials-vow-to-keep-fatalities-to-%E2%80%9Cabsolute-minimum%E2%80%9D-%7C-the-red-shtick Trying to allay fears about the Zika virus, open sewage, deadly infrastructure failures, and political upheaval in Brazil, organizers of the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro have promised they will do everything possible to minimize the number of people who die during the games. Wed, 18 May 2016 18:31:26 UTC en